Dr Michael Utterson | 2010 – 2011

Michael was born without gravity and his family had to hold him down with bricks throughout his childhood, which worried Social Services.

He did not grow up on an estate. No. He grew up on the moon, and can give Neil Armstrong a slow-mo’ run for his money. Michael’s favourite word is “anthracite”; favourite food is grilled octopus and his favourite river is The Exe.

Special Skills: moonwalking, moonrunning, moon-mowing (Sunday afternoons).