Dr Sachin Shah | 2015-2016

Sachin keeps a low profile, and refused to write a bio for this website, which means I can write whatever I wish.

He has a number of super-powers:

  • Can eat a whole tube of Pringles in 5.3 seconds
  • Breakdancing through fires to rescue puppies
  • Playing Chopsticks with chopsticks
  • Semi-professional Johnny Depp impersonator
  • Porridge modelling

I’ve asked him to update this website, so he should notice this section and rewrite it really soon.