Sachin keeps a low profile, and refused to write a bio for this website, which means I can write whatever I wish.
He has a number of super-powers:
- Can eat a whole tube of Pringles in 5.3 seconds
- Breakdancing through fires to rescue puppies
- Playing Chopsticks with chopsticks
- Semi-professional Johnny Depp impersonator
- Porridge modelling
I’ve asked him to update this website, so he should notice this section and rewrite it really soon.