Dr Sarah Stringer (‘Strings’) | 2004 – 2018

Diagnosed as a One-Woman Mixed-Ability Class, Strings can’t cook, knit, do maths or accents. She can recite her alphabet backwards, eat large quantities of cheese, and has mastered the art of dancing like her dad. She accidentally invented Extreme Psych as an SHO, and is responsible for two books with terrible acronym titles:

She has loved Phillip Schofield since she was five.